Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Open Salon: Oct 2008, Election

OCTOBER 23, 2008 7:26PM

A Postcard from Lulu and Phoebe to the Queen, um, Governor

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 The authors enjoying a cafe while shopping in Paris

Dear Governor  Queen McPalin,
I, Phoebe, and Lulu are writing to you because we're thrilled to know that you had such a fun time on your shopping spree.  We know that no one has said that exactly, but it would silly to think otherwise.  After all, I bet you don't get to Saks or Neiman's much from Wasilla, huh?
One time, our Mom (the typist) brought us to Neimans.  Ok, more than one time.  But it was mostly because if you walked through the store you could skip about 5 miles of walking through the mall to get to the coffee place.  Of course, while we were there we sometimes wandered through the shoe department where my sister, Lulu seems to have a fluttering heart everytime she sees a Louboutin.  Me?  I'd really rather go smell the cafe on the 3rd floor, but I rarely get a say.  
But kudos to you for taking advantage of their Last Call sale in buying some of that wonderful couture.  You did take advantage of Last Call, didn't you?  Otherwise, for $75K, you probably only got a couple of suits and maybe one pair of shoes.  Maybe a bag or two.  If you waited for Last Call, we are certain you could have added a pair of sunglasses to the list!  Smart, huh?
We rarely get to Saks, but we have been to Galleries Lafayette in Paris, and we are guessing that when you're President Vice President, you will  probably have a chance to shop there too.  I bet you didn't know that you have to use Euros to shop there.  And they aren't the same as dollars either.  But I bet you will learn to like them cause they have pretty colors.  And be careful.  Right by the Chanel, don't step on the floor right across from the carpet.  That is where I accidentally pooped.  On second thought, from the snorts my mom is making while I tell her what to type, it sounds like it would be fine for you to step there.  I am sure it is cleaned up by now.
It isn't often that Lulu and I get to write to a Queen Governor who loves couture like we do.  I bet you do the same thing we do and kiss the label before you go to bed.  Nothing like couture, and a lot of it, to make a girl happy.
We don't know why all those other people are complaining about spendng $150K on clothes.  You'd think that $150K was a lot of money.  It might be for a hockey mom, but it sure isn't for a Malibu Caribou Barbie.
Lulu and I also hear that it is a pretty good bet that you won't be President Vice President.  And we also hear that you might not be Queen Governor for very much longer after this.  But I bet you will be the best dressed hockey mom out there!
Kudos from your friends, the Boston Terrier sisters who have a way better stamped passport than you.....
Lulu and Phoebe


lulu & phoebe - you are delightful. I enjoyed this post.

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